I wear trousers tan
Loose like a man
For falling in dirt
Limbs might get hurt
So protect them I do
Now wouldn't you?

In a bit of a breeze
I may cause a sneeze
And my ivy switches
May give you the itches
My digits are prickled
Aren't you just tickled?

I've got a secret for you
I taste like honey dew
With the scent of spice
I'm a tad naughty and nice
The sun kissed my cheek
You care to take a peek?